ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
someone put into words why i hate when people rib that all homophobic people are just secretly gay
being queer isnt some ironic punishment
THERE WE FUCKIN’ GO
Today is my birthday and I’m ending the day feeling like a satisfied, sleepy sloth, gently being carried away by a bagillion balloons!
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back
a few quick reminders:
- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already
- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either
- if something is out of your…